5 ways to grow your substack with ChatGPT

go to fucking town my dude but...

5 ways to grow your substack with chatgpt

To the hammer

Everything is a nail

Never a cool stream

Moss rocks

Sandwich on the creek shore

Crumbs dropped for the

Silver minnows flashing

No

To the hammer

Everything is a

Hit that subscribe!!

Slam that follow button!!

Ring that bell!!

and look

look

Go crazy slam em go to fucking town my dude

Pound every last one you can find

Buy box after box full

Hell buy the whole nail store

I don’t give a fuck

Like truly whatever

But when you're done

Hitting slamming pounding ringing every last one

Into the wall

Step back to

Admire your

Nails

Nails

Nails

Nails

Nails

Nails

Nails

And feel free to tell me about it I guess, like

Whatever all those nails nails nails nails nails nails nails nails nails nails nails nails

mean to you

But

I will have my feet in the water

And fish nibbling my toes

From all those sandwich crumbs I dropped

While you were busing pounding nails or

Whatever

So I may not hear you

Over the sound of

What I built with

Water, bread, and

Time.

Photo by @serenaytosun

yee haw y’all,

hayley

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